When one ponders the physicalities of David Spade and Matthew McConaughey, few similarities come to mind. However, there is at least one—both men are blessed with boys who know how to swim.

Spade, best known for his sarcastic Hollywood quips and lackluster film career, may have fathered a child with Playboy model Jillian Grace. Though the paternity has yet to be confirmed, Spade has gone on record as saying that if he is indeed the dad, he will do the responsible thing. Searches on the diminutive actor surged 1,691% and related queries on "jillian grace pregnant" and "david spade baby" jumped for joy. Fans who failed anatomy 101 pushed searches on "david spade pregnant" to disturbing highs.

Meanwhile, Matthew McConaughey is also soon to be a father. The beefy action star and bongo drum aficionado announced that his girlfriend, model Camila Alves, is carrying his seed. Following the news, searches on Ms. Alves spiked 2,953% with significant bumps for "camila alves photos," "camila alves model," and "camila alves wikipedia." Queries on Matty the Baby-Daddy jumped as well, though Camila was far and away the more popular parent. Hey, she is a model.