Close your eyes, and think of all the things you don't know how to do. Bet you can't list 'em all, can you? That's because you're stupid.

It's nothing to be ashamed of. Many dullards strive to improve their intellect via the Internet. Witness the inspiring number of "learn" searches each and every week.

Dimwits just like yourself search on everything from "learn spanish" to "learn to play the guitar." Ignorant fools also look up "learn magic tricks," "learn to type," and even "learn the soulja boy dance."

In fact, there are so many "learn" searches, we're hard pressed to limit our list to a mere 20 terms. But if there's one thing we've learned, it's that less is usually more...