July 19, 2007

Magnificent Malady Faceoff

All this hot and muggy weather is getting to celebs. Which led us to wonder: If a celeb collapses without a ready excuse, do they make a sound? Call it what you will—exhaustion and dehydration are the most popular explanations for a celeb with circuitry problems. We hooked up to an IV of buzz data and rolled through an emergency ward excuse faceoff...


Magnificent Maladies
 ExhaustionDehydration
Recent celeb caseDave ChappelleKelly Rowland
Definition"The state of being exhausted; extreme fatigue""Excessive loss of water from the body or from an organ or body part, as from illness or fluid deprivation."
What it really means...Used to be a flack's favorite explanation for a troubled star.Has supplanted exhaustion as a go-to excuse in recent years. Usually applied after a night of strenuous party activity.
Past sufferersIsaac Hayes, Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, and too many more to name Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, and George H.W. Bush (?!)
More popular in Search?Perhaps our dear searchers need more naps. Exhaustion was too tired to beat out dehydration buzz this week.Our advice—drink lots of fluids. Dehydration doubled up on exhaustion searches.

 

Filed under Buzz by

Permalink Print
All trademarks and copyrights owned by their respective owners and are used for illustration only
Kokopelli Creative Web Design
Procrastination Blog | Poorly Made | Clearer Perspective | Aspectations | Year of the Blog | Taxidermy Blog | Sir Blog-a-Lot | Sicily Blog | Prime Minister Blog | Photographic Blog | Open Source This | Normandy Blog | Netizen | Motorbike Blog | Million Pixels Blog | King's Blog | Kill my mac | Interesting Blog | Hump Blog | Fund my Stuff | Flavor Blog | Fiscal Blog | Extensive News | Digitai | Dedicated Blog | Debt Management Blog | Current Events Blog | Comic Book Blog | Businessplan Blog | Blue-Ray Blog | Blog Towns | Blog Resell | Blog Moolah | Blogger Portal | blog APE | Anfractuous